Randy Orton wins by pinfall with the RKO.

We get a recap of our opening segment, because Raw is three hours long. (Three hours long.)

Bobby Lashley is backstage with MVP.

He says he’s gonna beat the hell out of Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins, and if Big E so much as looks at him funny, he’s gonna beat the hell out of him, too.

Damian Priest makes his entrance to send us to break.

We see another pretape of Dana Brooke and Reggie viewing Christmas lights, this time with Akira Tozawa dressed up as an elf and asking for R-Truth, just before it’s revealed that she was hiding his stash in her room.

R-Truth interrupts their conversation and screams at him, “You’re a total tool!” He tries to fight back, but Tamina shoves him down and chases after. Brooke is fighting Snuka off when R-Truth arrives dressed as Santa Claus; Reggie cleans up the mess! Brooke escapes by brawling in Christmas lights while Dana and Tamina quarrel.

Snuka yells at the two goofs.